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Parker

Parker is the name of a grade A douchebag. Commonly mistaken for a Jew or sid from ice age. Parker has to cut his jewfro at least once a week. Do not try to talk to him because you won’t be able to understand what he is saying, mispronounces words such as adidas and fourth. He is terrified of bees, farts, and bad grades. You do not want to be anywhere near him when he sees a bee. You also never want to ride in the car with him, your life will be in danger. Constantly looking for a new boyfriend, you can find him on gaypeoplemeet.com. If you spot a Jewish sloth with a live simply hat on you will know it is Parker.
I was walking down the street and saw some douchebag with a jewfro and a live simply hat, at first I thought it was Sid from ice age but when I got closer I could tell it was Parker, when I approached him he began to speak but I could not understand what he was saying all I could understand was “sthparker” and “ugshsn”
by gaygary6996 May 11, 2018
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Parker

Parker fan: Damn, he’s pretty cool...
by ParkerOfficial July 31, 2019
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Parker

A man who tends to have a "horse" related phase, due to his abnormally sized schlong and huge physique, which often leads him to identify as one. A Parker has a heart of gold and isn't afraid to show you his horse mask he keeps in his garage. If you love horses and mahoosive Willie's, this man is perfect for you.
Person 1: Whos that idiot with the horse mask and the huge package?
Person 2: Thats just my mate Parker, I swear thats a snake down there, did you know he loves horses?
by DigBickSteven June 20, 2022
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Parker

A fucking cancerous person who literally fucks your day right in the ass.
WOW !that kid is a fucking parker , always being annoying and shit.
by Linksor September 23, 2016
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Parker

A fucking greedy, annoying, dumb ass bitch who’s life has no significance
Bruh I fucking hate Parker isn’t she such a fucking greedy ass prick
by Katana gang January 21, 2019
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Parker

Boy that Parker sure has a goofy name
by Ohdale July 15, 2017
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parkers

Pain in the ass people who park their carts in the grocery aisle and talk, getting in everyone's way. Especially annoying to employees trying to stock that area.
Damn, I wish those parkers would get out of the way so I can get these potatoes filled.
by kkat:) April 21, 2011
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