zesty nut

A general term to encompass semen infected with something you don't want. This could be viral (AIDS), bacterial (chlamydia), oceanic (crabs), or radioactive, among other things.
Jessica: Shit, last night Chad rawdogged me. He had that zesty nut too.

Heather: Uh oh, your baby is going to have a third arm now.
by stonydaman April 05, 2021
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Zesty Testies

A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.
"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"
"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"
by play pen is fun May 23, 2005
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Black Zesty

This guy is very zesty he sniffs people. He's is very gay and black
Most of them you'll find with a boosie fade. Thinks their funny even if they can't pull a guy for shit.Lmao
JOHN: "God I hate that guy, what's his name?"

GARY: "Hassani, but we'll just call him Black Zesty"

JOHN: "Good idea"
by Wet Zesty Bestie April 13, 2023
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zesty nub

the spell checked version of "stfu n00b".
n00b: o man giv me gld plz
pwner: Zesty nub.
by Neal Hansen June 20, 2006
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zesty popcorn

The act of pouring melted butter and cayenne pepper on the yeast-infected parts of a female, then going at it.
I was excited when I found out my girl had a yeast infection. We could finally do the Zesty Popcorn!
by Lobo McManus October 30, 2021
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Zesty Alfredo

Masculine emissions following a night spent at an Italian restaurant.
After we had the Penne Arrabiata at Cellucci's, Tony came home and filled me up with his Zesty Alfredo.
by CrownJules November 11, 2010
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Big zesty

A Very sus person who likes women but also unintentionally sometimes acts like a homosexual male by crossing their legs when sitting or drinking coffee first thing in the morning.
Person 1: Is that sgt Johnson walking down the hall?
Person 2: No that’s big Zesty!
by Amn Ambrose April 20, 2023
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