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A hot, tennage boy who feels like his mother wants him to kill himself and wants the rest of the world to burn in a flaming inferno.
News Anchor:"A local man set a house on fire today. He says he did it because his mother said it was all he was good at.He is currently on the run. Here is a photo of the man.".

You: "Wow, he is such a Zachary"
Zachary is literally the most amazing guy. He is kind and has a great heart. He can always put a smile on anyone’s face, even tho he struggles keeping himself happy. Zachary is the hottest man you will ever met. He’s over all the best guy to met, and you will fall in love with him within days
Girl:who is that guy
Girl 2: that’s Zachary

Girl: I’m in love
Zachary by Babyboowoohoo May 28, 2018
Wow he is such a Zachary.
Zachary by Tylerthegod1 February 6, 2018
The most kind loving sweet joy you can ever meet. He has a heart of gold and is very very supportive. He's sophisticated and loving. He has a great voice. He will change you for the better and make you smile. He may be hard on himself, though he's a great person. Never let go of him!
Boy 1: omg Zachary is so funny!
Boy 2: when I was upset he cheered me up. He's so supportive!
Both: agreed
Zachary by Once_upon_a_timer May 30, 2017
Most often found to be a Dick.
Girl 1: look at that guy over there

Girl 2: you don't want that douche looks like a Zachary to me.
Zachary by Cumcaptain69 July 17, 2018
A fuck boy who says I love you to every girl. He has a new bitch every week and tells them he’s loyal every time. He has a nice body and nice face. Everyone thinks he’s gay.(he probably is) Once he’s used all the girls he’s gonna need to resort to boys. He’s probably sucked someone’s Titties and probably sent you a booty pic. If any of these qualities describe your “Zach” or “Zachary” or “man fuck” he’s probably gonna come out gay soon or his name is Zachary Seymour.
There goes Zach with his new bitch, hope she doesn’t chlamydia.
Watch out that Zachary has some dick in his mouth.
Zachary by Clouty gangity April 24, 2018