Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!
by Hoonta January 27, 2012

A meme generally used as a joke preferably on perverted white African Warlord.
Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.
Being a meme my cousin can be swapped out for anything.
by Gzoom August 6, 2016

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE
by Erple October 20, 2019

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
by logao November 4, 2018

tenpenny’s saying to carl johnson in big smoke’s crack lab when he shoots the generator and you have to escape.
by jasoniyan May 6, 2018

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"
by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024
