Yote

(verb)

1. To strap someone to a table fully naked, shave their stomach hair off, and then pour pastrami all over their bare, naked stomach. Similar to getting sauced on, (get sauced on) but more specific.

2. To destroy someone in a computer game so hard that it is similar to them getting cold pastrami sauce poured over their belly.

*Two Girls talking*
"Hey how did that date go last night?"
"Oh it was good... he took me to his apartment and then yoted me..."
"Oooh how nice ;)"

*Angry gamer pwning a lvl 1. Crook*
"HA! Get yoted on n00b!"

by c0mradekast January 28, 2019

Yote

The past tense of yeet

I yote a water bottle down the hallway yesterday

by peanutbuttershake January 13, 2018

Yote

The action of being yeeted

This guy yote his water bottle across the hallway

by YeetamusPrime April 17, 2019

yote

legend legendary legends
originated from coyotes

Sarah and Bella are absolute yotes.

by CNSA May 19, 2019

equally yoked

Two people together as a couple equal in looks.

I would never date a girl unless we were equally yoked!

by Dimegirl May 19, 2018

Yoed

Yoed is the name parents gives a chubby mildly obese kid. He loves playing video games where he gets carried.

Yoed love cake.

by Yoed rocks123 May 30, 2018

Yoten

The past tense for yeet is yote. Therefore if you have yeeted several things a while ago, the term you use is yoten.

Wow, did you see how the superheroes were yoten by grape dude in the movie 'I don't feel so good'?

by Kat Tsuki June 14, 2018