when a woman is lying on her side while being anally penetrated by a man whos hips are perpendicular to her hips while he is bending the rest of his body toward her clit to eat her out while simultaneously performing anal sex on her to give them both the most explosive orgasms
hey did you see bj penn's fight last night? yeah thats guys so flexable i bet he could give your girl a yoga instructor!
by youngrichandblack November 14, 2012

when your headphones are broken so u hold your body in the position that they work and stay there hoping they work
by CORVUS July 5, 2016

by OCBeach July 10, 2021

Laughing in a group. Starting as fake laughter and building into real laughter.
Possible side effects include: reduced stress, better wellbeing, reduce heart issues, reduced anxiety and depression, also a natural painkiller.
Possible side effects include: reduced stress, better wellbeing, reduce heart issues, reduced anxiety and depression, also a natural painkiller.
by Joey true heir to the throne April 19, 2019

When someone can’t do yoga, they are yoga fugly.
Example:
Sbeve: Would you like to do fetal position with me?
Tear: Not, not really.
Sbeve: YOUR YOGA FUGLY
Definition 2: When someone is a bitch or a vegan they are yoga fugly.
Definition 3: If something just generally sucks, it’s yoga fugly.
Example:
Sbeve: Did you hear Eminem’s new song?
Tear: Yeah, it’s yoga fugly.
Example:
Sbeve: Would you like to do fetal position with me?
Tear: Not, not really.
Sbeve: YOUR YOGA FUGLY
Definition 2: When someone is a bitch or a vegan they are yoga fugly.
Definition 3: If something just generally sucks, it’s yoga fugly.
Example:
Sbeve: Did you hear Eminem’s new song?
Tear: Yeah, it’s yoga fugly.
by raven! August 1, 2019

Ron: Jennifer... Your cat is doing yoga again..
Jennifer: and?
Ron: He's on top of the fridge...
Jennifer: WHAT, tell that little sh*t to get down right now!
*cat continues to do yoga*
Ron: please get down, I know you are a yoga cat but get down
*cat starts to look down at Ron*
Jennifer: and?
Ron: He's on top of the fridge...
Jennifer: WHAT, tell that little sh*t to get down right now!
*cat continues to do yoga*
Ron: please get down, I know you are a yoga cat but get down
*cat starts to look down at Ron*
by PandaIsExist May 15, 2020

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.
Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...
"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.
"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.
by Sajakain December 12, 2022
