YONK

little yonkeys running around

Watch out for the yonks they mght get you

by Rex291938 July 29, 2018

Yonk

It’s not a British term, they’re just wrong. Yonk is the epitome of freedom of expression. It means what ever the user wants it to mean, although it is commonly used as a verb.

Boy: *gets slapped in the face by a branch while hiking*
Hiking buddy: Dog, you just got yonked.

Example 2
Girl: *realizes she has no less than 12 hours of homework due the next day*
Girl: Ughh! Yonk me. (Akin to, F*** me)

Example 3
Boy: *gets a bullseye while paying darts*
Boy: Ha! YONK!

by Hot_n_soggy August 30, 2018

Yonk!

When you steal someone's food and say Yonk! It is not considered stealing

(grabs hot dog) Yonk!

by Syd123456 October 5, 2018

Yonk

To vomit, puke, throw up.

Tom: "ohhhh dude Ricky just totally yonked everywhere"

by cdl September 27, 2022

Yonk

yonk

The ferret is yonky.

by keroppi January 29, 2022

Yonks

Yonks is the equivalent of a black person saying daaaaamn. Like that movie with ice cube.

Daquan: Yo homie, my girl just sucked my soul in the bathroom.

Homie: Yonks man

by Jacob is Brown April 7, 2022

Yonk

The word you use when you don’t know how to reply.

“My Grandma died.”

“Yonk.”

by Bubblecones February 10, 2021