yankees

TEAM: A popular & successful American Major League Baseball franchise based in New York City.

HISTORY: Won 1/4 of World Series Championships in the 20th century.

CURRENT: In the 21st century, they seem utterly unable to muster together anything competitive in the post-season, despite a dream-team lineup with a salary doubling & tripling the loser teams that beat them.

FANS: The goddamnedest bunch of ugly, smelly, ignorant, knuckle-dragging, wife-beating, booger-eating, sewer-dwelling, all-around general bastards. They incessantly mutter random numbers like 1918 and 26. Responding w/ the number 2004 usually shuts them up. If not, find a nearby stick. You can either beat them with it or throw it and they'll go chase it.

Dude 1: "Dude, like, the Yankees haven't won a World Series in like, 20 years or something. And the Red Sox have won it like, the last 5 times or something."

Dude 2: "Yeah."

by George Steinbrenner 2007 December 3, 2007

Yankees

1. all-time winningest franchise in US professional sports and buyers of 27 World Series championships (one was shipped to the wrong address and never returned)
2. an identified crime family centered in New York state
3. (chiefly Bostonian) (considered vulgar) see shit

The Boss "silenced" all investigators who dared search into the affairs of the Yankees.

by Jade December 8, 2003

yankee

a complete moron born in the north (which is where most morons are from) he thinks that the south is full of rednecks who dont know anything even though it is odviuos that they are better then them.

yankee- where so much smarter then you rednecks
southner- your a dumbass
yankee- i know

by mr. abcde October 4, 2006

yankee

n. a single mans "quicky"

Bored and with 15 minutes left til dinner, Jack opted for a shower and a yankee.

by 5150popo69 November 25, 2013

yankees

The GREATEST BASEBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME!!!!! I think it is funny how people say the Yankees suck, all I have to say is 26 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS and counting. And for the people that say they are just overpaid (mostly red sox fans) take a look at your teams payrole.

Damn the Yankees are the GREATEST baseball of all time.

by Brandon C Alf May 26, 2007

yankee

Those from the victorious side, ya know the North.

And to the victors, the yankees.

by bos10grl June 11, 2007

yankee

An Aussie's word for somebody from the USA.

You Yankees talk funny, mate...

by Chills August 29, 2005