by Itz_alex254 February 25, 2022
Get the womenmug. the opposite of a man, apparantly not allowed to burp, fart or in any way be better than a man...hey guys, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE DAMN BABIES!
by mrs valensi February 26, 2004
Get the womenmug. 
Get the womenmug. The female human. Often accused of being a golddigger, manipulative and cruel. While some do fit this description, many do not. Women by nature are thoughtful, caring and trusting. Sometimes this can change often because of the way they were socialized or treated in their lifetime. Just like men, they can be cruel. But they are not all cruel, and they are not always cruel. Women are often idealized by men, meaning they are supposed to be perfect, which is impossible. This results in anger on behalf of some men. Women are also referred to as evil, often because they can have power over men and can occasionally take them to a status of "weakness". Just as men have power over women. Some men do not like the idea of being "weak" and therefore use this anger against women and commit violent acts toward them, or come onto UD and generalize all women in a hateful way.
In reality, a woman is the biological, spiritual, emotional and necessary parter of a man. When they appreciate each other and understand the other is just another version of themself, their relationship will flourish.
In reality, a woman is the biological, spiritual, emotional and necessary parter of a man. When they appreciate each other and understand the other is just another version of themself, their relationship will flourish.
women, just like men, have faults, weaknesses, strengths and abilities. they are every bit as human as men. they should not be stereotyped into one negative lump.
by bayou August 25, 2006
Get the womenmug. being a women and having a personality
"i felt that my womenality was being abused"
by ananananannanananannaanaa January 14, 2009
Get the Womenalitymug. by LudwigVan December 17, 2003
Get the a womenmug. The half of the human race which has the burden and weakness imposed with reproduction. They are physically, psychologically, and emotionally weaker than their male counterparts. This is due to a shorter developmental period, a smaller body, a smaller brain with fewer cells, and the physical and mental dead weight imposed with reproductive organs. Women also have an underdeveloped sense of logic and judgment, which results in a tendency to lie (poorly).
Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend the religions and cultures of the world are inane, and claim the source of all their gender issues are males. Despite what they try to believe, reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.
Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?
Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because they act against their nature, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, frail body, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly.
Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.
Modern feminists like to call themselves right-brained and creative to help their gender insecurities and attempt to feel superior to men. They do not let petty facts discourage them, and claim that the reason there are few great female scientists and no great female artists is because of society. They pretend the religions and cultures of the world are inane, and claim the source of all their gender issues are males. Despite what they try to believe, reason it is a man's world is because men built the world.
Modern feminists also believe their bodies can be as strong if not stronger as a man's. They ignore the fact that sports require gender segregation to allow women to compete. Otherwise, little Suzy might be beaten in basketball by the taller, stronger men...and that wouldn't be good for her little girl self esteem, would it?
Girls try to compensate for their physical and mental deficiencies by creating "bitched out" versions of what men do. They try act hardcore and tough by sipping daddy's beer, blowing daddy's smokes, and on the days when they are feeling extra brave, swallowing daddy's Tylenol. Because they act against their nature, their pointless actions are parodies of male rebellion. Despite their acts of independence, they still have their swollen chest, frail body, and wide hips. Ironically, if it weren't for the sexual aesthetics modern feminism attacks, women would be ugly.
Women enjoy sex less than men because they have to be "in the mood" to "do it" and even then they often feel weak and helpless. They tend to enjoy sex less because, evolution wise, childbirth makes a man a father (if he desires) but is a weakening if not deadly experience for women. During and after a pregnancy they suffer psychological and physical trauma, and tend to become depressed from the hormonal imbalance. Despite this, they endure intercourse as a way to gold dig, to find a potential husband, and to feel a vacant sense of worth.
1. Women are dreamers and fantasizers, while men are doers and philosophers.
2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit."
3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her?
Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use magic to punish me for "using" her.
Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed.
Guy 2: I know. She actually thinks I'll go bald.
2. A woman likes to lie and pretend. They act like looking weak and stupid is "cute," although the real reason guys like it is because it makes them look easy. They will also strip to pay for a (little girl fad here) dress to "cleanse their mind and spirit."
3. Guy 1: So you broke up with her?
Guy 2: Yeah, that chick is crazy. She tried to use magic to punish me for "using" her.
Guy 1: Man, chicks are funny when they're pissed.
Guy 2: I know. She actually thinks I'll go bald.
by Mr. 1000 September 5, 2006
Get the womenmug.