WOMBLES

Waiting On Minds Being Less Enabled Sucks!

Waiting for an Audi driver to parallel park on a one lane road.
You would yell out; - "Oiy WOMBLES!"
Again very politely of course so as not to offend anyone permanently. In the case of the Audi driver its ok though, because of course, "they cant be talking to me."

by Great Uncle Bulgaria March 29, 2019

riot womble

A do-gooder who likes to clean up the streets after a riot. Names after the well known Wombles of Wimbledon Common, who make good use of the things that they find, the things that the everyday folk leave behind.

Look out for the riot wombles on their way to Clapham Junction. They'll be armed with strong language, brooms and bin bags.

by amscray August 12, 2011

Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.

I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022

womble

word used to describe something obscenely homosexual, typically in a medley.

"Man, that rusty sack of garbage is a womble fucker."

by A. Owl July 10, 2017

shit womble

Some one who cant do the job they have been given to do.
useless.
good for nothing

All i asked for was a bj and she couldnt even do that right the bloody shit womble

by Longman80 February 12, 2019