windy december

the action of putting your anus very close to someones face and farting so they can feel your ass wind on them.

i gave her a windy december and it made her cum

by fart flame October 6, 2010

Windy Tent

While the penis is in an upright position, holding up the duvet in a tent-like manner, the male asks the female for oral sex. Then, in a manner similar to a dutch oven, the male farts and quickly confines the female underneath the duvet, allowing her the pleasure of only being able to breathe in the sickly atmosphere.

Bertrum: My girlfriend was really pissed off last night.

Oscar: Why?

Bertrum: Because I put her in my windy tent.

by 12connaught December 6, 2011

Windy-woo

To pass air/wind from your bum

"Oh no did you just do a windy-woo?! It smells!"

by 1disdaddy September 3, 2017

Windy Weld

a tea bag position (like texas tea bag) with the ass on the face followed by a dry fart

windy weld

by mikegav October 20, 2008

windy city

city of chicago, most stupid ass tourists call it tha windy city, and u gonna get a bitch ass look from sumbody dat is a native frum tha city, like me!

toruist: "chicago really is tha windy city!"
me:" shut yo stupid ass up dis be CHI-TOWN BABY!"

by showstoppa August 14, 2006

windy city

When a male is about about to bust in a girl's face, he pinches off his load and makes grunting noises like he's ready to cum in her face. She blinks her eyes like she's in a windgust, and then he blows it in her hair.

Dude, last night, Wes, from Chicago, gave this girl a windy city! She was so pissed!!

by zimmm421 June 13, 2009

WINDY POP

A lightly released gas. often release from the world of alex emersons ass. Usually a not so refreshing odour is present after the light eruption

A fart. a guffer.

by alex January 18, 2004