wind-up

to tease, usually with some malice

He said he's meet her at 7 o'clock, but after she'd been standing in the rain for an hour she realised it was a wind-up

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

Wind Tunnel

This "sex" position requires 8 males, doesn't matter if gay or not.

First Guy: On Hands and Knees with ass hanging out (nude)
Second Guy: Holding First Guy's Ass Crack Open (preferably not touching the inside of the bum.
Third Guy: Doing the Same thing as the First Guy, yet on top of him
Fourth: Holding the Third Guy's Ass Crack Open Just like the Second Guy
Fifth Guy: Doing the same thing as the First and Third Guy yet on top of both
Sixth: Holding the Fifth Guy's Ass open Just like the Fourth
At this moment you should have three guys with open assholes (facing same direction) and three guys holding their assholes open making a valley of ass skin.
If you look up or down it there should be a straight linear line
Seventh Guy: This individual is on top of the First Third and Fifth guy yet blowing a strong but quick line of air down the ass valley.
Eighth Guy: This guy is at the very bottom receiving the line of air from the seventh guy and breathing it in or even blowing air back.

The Freshman Party was weird until the guys came together and formed a Wind Tunnel
For some odd reason my mom played the Eighth Guy
I got pink eye from this.

by IslamicBarbarian420 May 31, 2016

Wind Cookie

expelling of gas...by girls

My tummy hurts, I think I have gas...(pzbbbt) oh my a wind cookie!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Wind Scar

An obliterating attack from the best anime character ever InuYasha. It is a technique of the fabled sword tetsusaiga, the fang of the great dog demon.

You dont wanna be on the recieving end of the wind scar I'll tell you that.

by Metro Josh October 28, 2007

Wind Turbine Syndrome

Rich people distressing that their view has been ruined.

"Ever since they put the new windmill in, the view from the veranda has just not been the same. I fear I'll have to cancel the wine tasting, lest the ladies come down with Wind Turbine Syndrome."

by dowagerdutchess July 31, 2012

wind-up doll

A kid who has to constantly 'perform' in school, extra-curricular activities, etc., just to keep their parents off their backs. These same kids are also expected to just take it (it being everything they go through), instead of venting their frustration or weariness aloud and be seen as a whiner or emotional lazy brat. A wind-up doll's parents often claim to push their kids into activities to help their grades/improve chances of getting into a good college, but are reluctant to let the poor tyke relax before he/she snaps a la Mariah Carey. Wind-up dolls either run away, go insane and take out a few people with them, or just ice themselves. (Anything to escape having to be Mommy's or Daddy's little circus clown, huh?)

Most soccer moms' children are, in fact wind-up dolls.

by Shawn B. June 21, 2003

Wind Chiming

When a straight male has anal sex with a transexual and his balls slap the Tranny's balls.

Last night i heard Dennis wind chiming some Tranny.

by Juggernaut Jay July 10, 2009