whale whomping

Having sex with the fattest chick you can find.

Me and heng are gonna go whale whomping at the beach this weekend.

by pdub - budp April 13, 2008

Whalecum

The magic word that appears when a thirteen year old boy discovers that Whale-cum and Welcome sound alike.

LOOOLLZZ WHALECUM LOL LOL CUM

by Sethyboi January 12, 2011

Whaler

The type of gamers, who usually spends shit tons of cash in the name of waifus, dream teams, or just simply to rush a 1 hour build that they can't afford all the time of their precious life to wait for it. Often happens in cash grab free-to-play games.

Usually used in the community of some free-to-play mobile games, such as Fate: Grand Order or Kantai Collection. Can also be used in some western games such as CS:GO, Star Wars Battlefront II, etc.

John Doe spent over 3000$ just to fully summon his waifu squad, he's literally a damn Whaler at this point.

by thatguywhoplayfgo June 13, 2018

winged whale

a derogatory term for a fat bird.

Look at that bird, he's so fat, he's a winged whale.

by treeofshit January 12, 2011

Fez Whatley

One-half of the Surius-XM radio shock jock power-duo "Ron and Fez". Born in Florida to racist parents and living the majority of his life selling shitty cars to inbred panhandlers, Fez AKA; Todd Hilliard, Uncle Todd or Fezzy W., got into radio some time after being beaten over the head with a stick by the notorious "Cane-Pole Gang". Now living in New York City, more specifically Roosevelt Island, or as the locals call it, Retard Island, Fez allegedly spends his spare time vacuuming and dusting his apartment, probably flirting with Chinese food delivery boys, and I'm guessing, practicing wrestling holds on his cat, Scruffy. His favorite food is ant-covered donuts, and his hobbies are; reading comic books, watching WWE, laying out in the sun until half his face is burnt off, vacationing in Florida and playing kick ball with the fellas at Four Winds Mental Health Facility. Fez was also a focal member of the band "The Asexual Monkeys" along side Earl Douglas. The band split up when Fez exposed he in fact, was not asexual, shaming Earl into quitting his job as the lone asexual.

Gay onlooker at the gay pride parade: Who is that steamin' stack of man on the Retard Island float? (as he adjusts his sunglasses down to the tip of his nose as to peer out over the top of the rim)

Gay onlookers strait buddy: Who? Oh, that's Fez Whatley. Built like a brick shit house, but homeboy talks like a girl!

by Justin Bartha February 23, 2009

Whalecum

Truly showing happiness and insulting the other person at the same time

"hey i got you some doughnuts"
"thanks man"
"you're whalecum"

by TheGodParty November 10, 2015

Team Whale

A group of fat teenage boys residing in New Jersey who go around to restaurants (namely Fuddruckers and White Castle) eating as much as possible. Easily identifyable by ignorant screaming and the mocking of the way one of the group members laughs. They often make jokes about ShopRite and Home Depot.

Skinny Person: "Wow! All of Team Whale is going to have a heart attack before they're 20 years old!"

Team Whale Member: "OHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!!"

by Some Dumb Skinny Kid March 7, 2011