Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

by Parrotti July 22, 2018

"Why am I wearing pants?" moment

A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.

Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!

by Sean92 April 30, 2009

LIKE WALKING INTO A HUNGRY DOG FARM WEARING MEAT PANTS

to be eaten alive!

After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.

by weave November 3, 2003

Who wearing?

When one is at a red carpet event and a person wants to know who designed the clothing dressed upon a celebrity.

"Hi, Johnny Depp, who wearing?"

by January Biggins May 6, 2009

Wearing white boxers

means that you are aloud to do what you want and no one will know/care. derives from being able cum in white boxers without anyone finding stains.

tom:is it ok if i swear in u'r house
mat: yeh dude u'r wearing white boxers
tom: thank fuck for that

by Bradam September 3, 2006

Wearing It

Getting absolutely owned, equivalent to getting a load busted onto your face.

The phrase and definition were derived from the idea of "wearing" a load of semen to the face. The phrase also carries over into everyday use referring to hang overs or other displays of general weakness.

I busted on Charlie's mom, she was wearing it.
Charlie's mom is always wearing it (her pearl necklace(s).
I heard once Charlie made his mom wear it.
Getting puked on.
The female "soreness waddle"
Taking a load to the face.
Passing out on the toilet.
Not being able to do the last pull up.

by Dr. Gaitor Bait, Esq.,M.D.,J.D.,M.B.A.,C.P.R/A.E.D.,C.P.A. April 25, 2008

I'm wearing green underwear

What people say to keep people from pinching them when they forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day. It's perfect because the pincher can't disprove it without being a creeper, which is a more serious offense than not wearing green on St. Partick's Day. Also works with bras for girls.

Note: Doesn't work if the pincher is an actual creeper.

Sean: Hey you! You're not wearing any green!
Rebecca: Yes I am, I'm wearing green underwear.
Sean: Let me see!
Rebecca: Pervert.
~pinch averted~

by Valentine Todd April 3, 2011