Welsh love spoon

A dildo.

My wife lives her new Welsh love spoon.

Welsh love spoon by Brother Matthew October 16, 2017

Welsh Sheep 

A sheep with an unusually large asshole

A sheep tied to a lampost is known as a leisure centre to welsh people

Welsh Sheep by kum pot March 25, 2003

Welsh Dragon 

A term used to describe ejaculation by a male during or after sexual intercourse. The male poses as an infamous mighty dragon who must break down the defence of the shield maiden with his fiery dragon breath. The dragon then rises up to glare into the eyes of his opponent as she lets out her battle cry. After of which the dragon roars and flaps his wings to escape the depths of the cave and all that dwells within.

Person 1: "Fear me, shield maiden!"

Person 2: "It will take more than a Welsh dragon to bring me down!"

Welsh Dragon by RoboticRansom May 11, 2016

Welsh rabbit 

A Welsh rabbit is when someone creeps quietly up in a bunny suit and knocks: thump thump thump!

And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We were settling in for some buttplay when

THUMP
THUMP
THUMP

"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We got a Welsh rabbit.

Welsh rabbit by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

Welsh Gorilla 

A large, rude, abusive bully who takes advantage of people to hide his own insecurities and to make himself look good to his bosses. A Welsh Gorilla exploits the common American misconception that an English accent implies education and intelligence to mask his lack of either. He will manipulate, and lie for recognition and personal gain. Also known as a Welsh Lummox, he is usually both a misogynist and a homophobe. This beast love to set people up to fail so there is someone else to blame for his own failures. He can only be defeated by standing up to him, as with many bullies, he is only secure enough to abuse people he perceives as weak.

We must stand up to the Welsh Gorilla, he will abuse us if we don't protect ourselves.

Welsh Gorilla by Dr Strangepork January 20, 2015

welsh deli 

A threesome with a girl and sheep.

I was having a Welsh Deli in the valleys last weekend.

welsh deli by Dibbla February 16, 2017

Welsh Entrance 

similar to, yet opposite of, an Irish Exit, this is when you invite yourself to any type of social gathering without receiving an invitation

Boss: Who invited Jared to lunch?
Employee: Nobody. He pulled a Welsh entrance and got in the car before we could tell him he wasn't invited.

Welsh Entrance by Pryderi fab Pwyll November 1, 2018