Weekend Jersey

The manly concept of not changing out of one's authentic sports jersey from the hours of noon Friday to midnight Sunday.

Person 1: "You've worn that damned Weekend Jersey for three months, it smells horrific!"
Person 2: "Fuck You."

by VasDefrensRule November 4, 2009

weekend wednesday

Often when a group of college students have a wednesday with one or no classes, they will begin to drink at midnight on tuesday and long into wednesday morning.

John: "Do you have any classes tomorrow?"
Steve: "Tomorrows wednesday right? No I dont."
John: "Dude, lets make it a weekend wednesday."

by graftonsoccer1021 September 8, 2010

WeedKiller

A person that looks so revolting that you get a reverse boner

Katie is a major WeedKiller. My dick almost fell off because it was so bad.

by Grand Master Abdul January 9, 2016

weekend orphan

A kid whose parents are essentially “dead to the world” on the weekends due to addiction.

Heading into Friday afternoon I was already a full-blown weekend orphan.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019

weeish

When you are very desperate for a wee.

Sir, please can I go to the toilet, I am feeling weeish

by craig gale December 29, 2020

mid-weekend

The middle of the work week that feels like the weekend because you're staying out late and partying whether you're employed or, more likely, unemployed

Girl was blowing up my phone to hang out because it was the mid-weekend and she didn't have to work tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that...

by funemployment March 8, 2010

Bitch week

When all the females around you in a college dorm sync up their menstrual cycles.

I heard it's Bitch week on the top floor of Governor's Hall. The boys up there better watch out.

by robertclaflin March 15, 2016