Walmart

When you're banging a girl, you finish up, and then go back to her hometown and shut down all the small businesses.

Steve: Remember Jessica? Yeah I totally got her slutty ass drunk last night and gave her the Walmart.
Robert: Up top!
*high five*

by matt_is_baller September 4, 2006

walmart

A store where I can buy everything I'll ever need. All the while watching the retards and old people go about their lives.

Walmart may not be the greatest place on earth but the clothes I buy there are cheaper and last longer than the clothes my sister buys from Hollister or AE.

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

Walmart

A place where you can find Jesus

LETS GO TO WALMART AND GET JESUS

by Khzdfzf.kjhzjskr.hffz September 24, 2018

Walmart

A place where hoes go to shop for shit that they dont need in their pj's

Person 1: Im going to Walmart.

Person 2: Im sorry for you.

by _Jake from State Farm__ December 17, 2019

Walmart

A place where guns are next to the toys and jake pauls favorite store

"Walmart"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Walmart

A 5 finger discount store catering to tweakers 24 hours a day 7 days a week, around the world.

Fran took her Walmart loot to the drug dealer for trade.

by BeeInEasy July 6, 2016

Walmart

1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.

News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising

by Lil Rocket Man July 8, 2019