Subway Worker

A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.

Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch

by Pubestache September 16, 2016

Social Worker

coitus interruptus at mid-life

I would have god laid if it wasn't for a social worker doing a bed check every night.

by CertifiedCanasa September 28, 2021

foe-worker

That person at work who you dislike. Maybe they passed you up for a promotion, maybe they're just annoying - either way they're your foe-worker.

"What do you mean I have to work on that project with Emma? Doesn't everyone know we're foe-workers since she called me out for expensing a coffee?"

by filledudeuxieme January 7, 2021

Social worker

A drama queen, completely delusional that your business is their business, despite them being a complete stranger to you

Susie came knocking at my door, insisting I "needed" her input because someone called her, she can't tell me who, and gave her some presumptions about my thoughts and feelings.

I told that social worker to get a real job and slammed the door shut.

by Ronda DeSatan May 24, 2023

Hard worker

In the uk, this mostly applies to Polish immigrants

The Polish immigrants work so hard in the uk. They're such hard workers

by Pickled banana July 4, 2020

ass worker

Someone who is annoying and acta like a bitch

That boy is an ass worker

by YoungObz08 January 30, 2022

Midnight Worker

Women who are prostitutes are often called this are referred to this “Midnight Worker”

This midnight worker has been on the corner for hours

by Lydmp July 15, 2023