Mariam Withdrawal

When you do not see a female named Mariam for an extended period of time, you begin to develop severe “Mariam Withdrawal Symptoms”. These include loss of appetite, confusion, depression, over-sleeping or lack of sleep, fatigue, irritability, and irreversible psychological trauma. Symptoms worsen over time, and may be chronic if the lack of Mariam persists. The only known cure is to hangout with the person again.

My life feels incomplete and I hate everything. I think I am beginning to develop Mariam Withdrawal because I have not seen her in over a week.

by JT0611 June 20, 2022

Ink Withdrawals

A condition experienced by a tattoo enthusiast when they have gone a certain length of time without getting another tattoo. Symptoms include a sudden increase in their interest in tattoos, a sudden desire for a new tattoo without a clear idea of a design to get in mind, and brainstorming tattoo ideas.

It's been a year since I got my last tattoo, I'm having ink withdrawals! Should I get a dragon or a tiger for my next piece?

by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023

cubicle withdrawal

The feeling of nostalgia or profound melancholy as a result of moving from ones restrictive cubicle to a slightly less restrictive office. Generally caused by the increase in seclusion for other human beings due to higher walls and a door. Loneliness

Murph: "Ever since Stu got promoted and moved into his office, he has been peering over my cube. He's weirding me out!"

Joe: "Don't worry. It will pass. He just has cubicle withdrawal."

by A "Valued" Customer December 15, 2016

gf withdrawals

When you miss your girlfriend so damn much that you start to become somewhat down because you want to be around them. This is a sign of true love.

Guy: Fuck I miss her *looks down*
Other guy to friend: Damn, he must be having gf withdrawals.

by FortniteLordLando May 20, 2018

blood withdraw

When you pop a girl's cherry and eat her out

My girl is still a virgin. I'm going to go blood withdraw her.

by The Little Einsteins April 20, 2017

withdrawal boner

To experience random, non-provoked boners as a result of not masturbating for a long time.

No-nut-November is really getting to me man. I'm already getting withdrawal boners.

by joethenotsohoe November 1, 2017

Sean Withdrawal

When you haven’t seen Sean in a while and it feels like withdrawals from a drug.

“Man I’ve felt so weird this last week, guess it’s sean withdrawal”

by Fresh12 May 18, 2022