josh wilk

A very amazing person. You always want to be near him.

"Hey."
"I am amazing"
"as amzing as a Josh Wilk?"
"Hell yeah"

by ananoumous123 April 27, 2015

wilkes barre tan

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.

Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!

by BrambleFaggotFag June 12, 2018

Wilks

Used when asking for ends on a Cigarette, named after the ginger god Matt Wilkinson Himself, lord of the art of the ‘two’s’.

“Oh that ciggy looks tasty, can I wilks you on that please?”

by Namrak Dehammom July 19, 2018

John Wilkes Boothing

(MUST BE DONE AFTER 1 MONTH OF ABSTINENCE.) While performing doggy style sex the male pulls out at ejaculation and cums into the back of the head of the partner.

(Extra points if she’s watching a play.)

After my split up, the first girl I slept with I gave her the John Wilkes Boothing.

by Sexual Auditor July 23, 2018

John Wilkes Booth

Combination of a jelly donut and an Abe Lincoln.

Poor Maggie got John Wilkes Booth’d last night.

by Onepumpchump2000 July 12, 2019

Wilk

Polish word for wolf

To wilk!

by InvisiRatch March 29, 2019

Ruby Wilks

Very ugly on the outside and inside but she smells like fish. Farts in my bed and is a very hungry piggy all the time. However she can make some good babies with her husband Tyler Redhead and her teeth are so yellow the traffic lights could never. She is a set 3 and 4 student and spend all her timeshagging her dog and lost her virginity to a bowl of chicken noodles. And she can't get a man if she stuck her left finger into a rabbits arsehole and suck the nits out of her hair. But she's still a skinny legend with a decent fashion taste and alright at makeup but still smells like my dogs left bollock

Person 1: That girl smelt so fishy and yummy today i better keep her away from my boyfriend

Kenzy: No point she's so ugly the boys all turn into stone from over a mile away

Ruby: What are you guys talking about

Kenzy:You were with us the whole time dumbass set 7 of course you're such a Ruby Wilks

by kenzyhasbabyfleasinhermouth December 29, 2019