kmart wifi

An internet connection so bad that it makes the game you're playing back in time.
Popularized by youtuber Alpharad.

Person 1: Damn, i can barely move because of this guy's kmart wifi.
Person 2:
Person 2:

by DickVitale'sAwesomeBabyHoops December 20, 2018

wifie wankin

Haha wifie wankin (in mels world) - a woman using her fingers or toys to pleasure herself untill she climax-s..... HAHA

Last nicht i Ws rubbin it as hard a got a friction burn, love a 'wifie wankin' session that a do though

by natedoggggg June 14, 2013

wesley wifi

poor

bruvvvv you have wesley wifi

by nigletsoup April 22, 2020

Corona wifi

The type of wifi during this shit ass pandemic where everyone uses the internet causing issues not making the internet work

You try to watch the 11th episode of your new harem but your corona wifi says nope

by Drage July 11, 2020

walmart wifi

Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.

"Damn, look at all this lag!"
"Walmart wifi!!!"

by tAVROS nITRAM January 20, 2016

Wifi Digger

A girl that is only with you because of wifi

See that wifi digger over there, she's only talking to him because he has a hotspot

by JPG0nz0 September 02, 2016

Wifi Password

The enchantment table language on the back of the router.

Person 1: Hey bro what's the wifi password?

Person 2: ̇/⋮↸ꖌ∴リᓵ𝙹ᓭ⍑↸ᓭꖌ↸⍑ᓭ𝙹リᓵꖌᓭ⍑↸ꖌᓭ╎ᓭꖌ ̇/𝙹ᒷリ↸ꖌ↸⋮↸ꖌ𝙹↸⍑ᓭ𝙹ᒷリ ̇/!¡∴⚍⎓ᒲᓭo↸⍑ ̇/∴𝙹リ↸ᓭ𝙹4ᓭ⍑ᒷ𝙹↸⍑ᓭꖎ∷リ ̇/𝙹3⍑ ̇/𝙹ᒷ⚍⋮𝙹⚍ᓭʖ𝙹⨅⍑ᓭ𝙹ᔑ⋮ꖌ⋮.

Person 1: ...Nevermind then.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021