r/whoosh

a subreddit, commonly used when someone doesn't get a joke and tries to correct the person who told the joke.

guy 1: commas are important people!!
guy 2: commas aren't people.
guy 3: r/whoosh

by hazeltongue January 7, 2019

pulling a whoopi

To act as Whoopi Goldberg would in any given situation.

For further clarification on how to pull whoopis and recognize when whoopis are being pulled, please watch the following films and comercials: Ghost, Sister Act, and 1 in 3 like me (light bladder leakage).

Look over there! He's running with a fanny pack! And look! She's running in a habit! Everyone's pulling whoopis today!

Person 1: I just pulled a whoopi.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: I just spritzed. I've been leaking for years!

The following statements are considered examples of pulling a whoopi: "Molly, you in danger girl," "Can I keep this pen?" and "I signed the wrong name... can I have another?"

by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010

Ass Whoopin

Beating somebody's ass with the broom, the shoe, or the extension cord since you have been disrespectful in a whole new way

Get your ass over here! You're about to get an Ass Whoopin boy!

by GageTheDictionaryGeek June 3, 2016

Whoompty

A large, nicely shaped butt.

Yo peep honey over there in the red; she got a whoompty!

by yii510 November 12, 2011

Whoobaey

A way to express excitement.

When used as a verb the word, Whoobd, It means something that was supposed to be exciting, but you messed it up.

Dude, I'm going on a date with a really hot girl. WHOOBAEYYY!!!!

Crap, I farted at dinner. I whoobd it.

by whoobaey July 27, 2014

whooptie woo

Noun: A multipurpose word that you can use when you cannot remember what your trying to say.

Hey,please pass me the....a..you know,the whooptie woo! Sitting on the table by you? You know, the thing I use to the weigh the herb with?

by Nickillyssa March 12, 2017

ass whooped

The act of getting beaten up badly. Also used in competition when one opponent gets a decisive victory over another.

Ted got his ass whooped by Tony.

by Eagleheart1981 February 26, 2015