Wasabi Math

Math problems titles filled with oft-minimalist information that tend to put off or confuse math-anxious people, who may find them mentally nauseating or brain-unfriendly.

Like wasabi peas and sushis, wallet-friendly wasabi math titles from Asian and Communist countries would petrify the majority of K–12 American students and their teachers, who’re spoon-fed with drill-and-kill questions.

by Numerati November 24, 2024

Wasabi Facial

A man with Gonorrhea or Chlamydia that cums on a woman’s face out of pleasure.

My friend Zac told me about a woman he met with a weird fetish who wanted a wasabi facial.

by Maddzaxx April 6, 2025

Wasabi's Law

If it burns going in it will burn coming out.

Geees, that sushi was hot when I ate it and hot when it came out.

Bruh, that's wasabi's law.

by Ohhey83 February 24, 2021

wasabi bitch

a girl on twitter who’s name is a very well kept secret

“hey do you know wasabi bitch?”

“wait is that the same person as, gorgy, angie and swagmaster?”

by [redacted] December 15, 2020

Wasabi facial

When a man has gonorrhea and ejaculates on another persons face.

My boy Steve gave that slut a wasabi facial.

Zac told me about a girl he met out who was asking people to give her a wasabi facial.

by Maddzaxx May 25, 2025

Wasabi

Putting ones penis into another mans ass and repeatedly clapping those cheeks until they are about to cum, then pulling out and cumming into the other mans eyes.

Hey boys want a wasabi yahhhhhs slay

by TooBigTs January 17, 2019

wasabi lipstick

when a guy consumes lots of tapatio or other type of hot sauce and finishes off on a girls lips.

Guy 1: Man I gave that one bitch some wasabi lipstick.
Guy 2: Yeah how she take it?
Guy 3: Nigguh that bitch couldn't even talk after having that shit all over her lips.

by Thatone Ninja March 14, 2008