When two people, of a decidedly less than adequate physical appearance, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because only hot people can have sex. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of ugly babies is born.
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Any car where sitting in any seat other than the driver's seat makes you miserably ill, usually within minutes.
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Get the vomit bomb mug.Also known as VOS, Vomit Odor Syndrome is caused when someones stomach acid has been "upchucked" orally out from there bodies.
This creates a disgusting aroma which can make you, or someone else, vomit. This causes different side effects at different times of day. For example, in the morning it may cause hunger or flatulence. In the afternoon, where it happens more commonly, makes you not want to go outside and be active and stay near a bucket or toilet hoping it doesn't happen again. In the nighttime or evening, you will become tired and want to go to bed earlier. The actual Vomiting of VOS is caused by many things, more commonly bad food, eating disorders, Seeing or smelling some one else vomit, and amusement rides made for that sort of thing.
This creates a disgusting aroma which can make you, or someone else, vomit. This causes different side effects at different times of day. For example, in the morning it may cause hunger or flatulence. In the afternoon, where it happens more commonly, makes you not want to go outside and be active and stay near a bucket or toilet hoping it doesn't happen again. In the nighttime or evening, you will become tired and want to go to bed earlier. The actual Vomiting of VOS is caused by many things, more commonly bad food, eating disorders, Seeing or smelling some one else vomit, and amusement rides made for that sort of thing.
Guy: Dude you wanna go on "The Bowel Movement?" It has a short line!
Dude: No thanks I know you have just eaten three funnel cakes, and I don't want to catch
Vomit Odor Syndrome .
Dude: No thanks I know you have just eaten three funnel cakes, and I don't want to catch
Vomit Odor Syndrome .
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