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Virtual Mafia

people who are obssessed with the facebook application: mafia wars.
Example of a normal daily conversation between two members of Virtual Mafia:

jack: i robbed three banks y'day.

jill: Promise you will pimp me tomorrow.
by plotopanes October 6, 2009
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Virtual Inertia

When you use any virtual reality headset and feel yourself tilt in the opposite direction you are moving in game
I was racing in a virtual car and virtual inertia caused me to fall backwards
by Wildstone_Animations April 9, 2019
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Virtual spliff

When you hit a weed vape and a tobacco vape at the same time.
Noah: Yo, let me hit your vape.
Matt: The weed one or the tobacco one?
Noah: Both. Virtual spliff!

Noah hits both at the same time.
by Matt&Lucy June 27, 2022
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Virtually All

When something is essentially true in totality. Generally within the range of 96-99%.
Only a couple of birds can’t fly, meaning virtually all birds have the gift of flight.
by Jamie Griffin February 18, 2020
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Virtual Drama

Drama that is caused by talking on instant messaging or social networking sites (i.e. Myspace, Facebook)

Usually involves no physical contact throughout the whole drama experience.
Girl #1: Becky and Sydney got in a huge fight on Facebooklast night over Becky's boyfriend! They both logged off but they logged back on this morning and apologized.

Girl #2: Ugh, Virtual Drama.
by SouthSystems March 15, 2009
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Virtual ass

Brad is such a virtual ass! He tells me perverted things without considering how I feel.
by johnrobel April 25, 2015
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Virtual Intimidation

1. The Act of Bullying using technology

2. A term used to describe someone who is insecure and/or lacking in confidence to face someone/thing face to face, Usually someone who believes, in their own mind, they are a Genius, but require the aid of computers to cloud their true self.

3. Often used by IT professionals, when accidentally resolving issues or when a system resolves an issue itself, to describe themselves in a fictional way
2. "Dude, I Just used a Genius line on that guy in the forum"
" No, That was Virtual Intimidation, you should come up with something yourself instead of looking it up on Google"

3.
IT Professional: "It was one of those issues that should have required intervention of some sort but when evil lil gremlin (that-resides-in-PC’s-solely- to-cause—trouble-for-unsuspecting-technophobes) saw me comin in, he knew betta than to mess with me! It’s the virtual intimidation factor – pure IT genius!!"
by General Savant November 14, 2010
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