1. World of warcraft. Essentailly, it is crack on a disc. It trashes the lives of millions of people who play it. The "WoW" addicts are similar to actual crack addicts in that they can't help but keep paying the $15 fee every month for access to some online network in which most will spend hours or even days a week, taking a "trip" to some false land where they find an alternative to normal life. It is a serious epidemic plaguing the entire world.
WoW Addict: "Common, man, hook me up with one more, more, one more month of play!"
Game store clerk: "OK, it's $30 for a 2 month card."
WoW Addict: "Are you seri- serious man?! I already wasted all my, my money on buying virtual gold and paying monthly fees!"
It's virtual crack
Game store clerk: "OK, it's $30 for a 2 month card."
WoW Addict: "Are you seri- serious man?! I already wasted all my, my money on buying virtual gold and paying monthly fees!"
It's virtual crack
by Anonyms. February 6, 2007
Get the virtual crack mug.When someone laughs in a virtual media, say the Internet (IRC, Forums, MSN, AIM, etc...), they are using a virtual laughter. How can people laugh virtually? Using a series of acronyms.
Probably, the first way of virtually laughing was LOL (Laughing Out Loud). Because saying LOL all the time was a bit stupid, someone made up LMAO and ROFL. These two have opened a whole new way for virtually laughing, since lots of combinations can be made from these two, from ROFLMAO to the incredible l33t ROFLLMAONHAHAANDWSTC.
Note: Whoever says this isn't really doing the things they say, probably they aren't even laughing at all!
See also ROFFLMFAOOLTTFM, ROFFMGRUTA, ROFFGMBSAO, ROFCMAO, and even more...
Probably, the first way of virtually laughing was LOL (Laughing Out Loud). Because saying LOL all the time was a bit stupid, someone made up LMAO and ROFL. These two have opened a whole new way for virtually laughing, since lots of combinations can be made from these two, from ROFLMAO to the incredible l33t ROFLLMAONHAHAANDWSTC.
Note: Whoever says this isn't really doing the things they say, probably they aren't even laughing at all!
See also ROFFLMFAOOLTTFM, ROFFMGRUTA, ROFFGMBSAO, ROFCMAO, and even more...
Guy: I almost pooped myself, lol
Guy2: ROFL
------O------
Gui3: ...that's when he found out 'she' wasn't really a woman.
Guy(brush): ROFFGMBSAO!1!!!!!111!!!1
Guy2: ROFL
------O------
Gui3: ...that's when he found out 'she' wasn't really a woman.
Guy(brush): ROFFGMBSAO!1!!!!!111!!!1
by facugaich August 30, 2005
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"Virtual 5!"
...why does my example HAVE to have 20 letters and 3 words? This is sufficent. and the whole phrase virtual high 5 is never said alound, yet, it tells me it must be in this example. So, here it is.
...why does my example HAVE to have 20 letters and 3 words? This is sufficent. and the whole phrase virtual high 5 is never said alound, yet, it tells me it must be in this example. So, here it is.
by J.M.R.x2 May 5, 2006
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Get the virtual cum shot mug.When two people decide to watch a movie or a tv show at the same time, while instant messaging. Usually requires a countdown to start so that both parties are watching the video at the exact same time and therefore comment on it as if they actually were together.
Person: "What did you do last night?"
Me: "My girlfriend couldn't go out, so her and I virtual dated to the new episode of How I met Your Mother."
Me: "My girlfriend couldn't go out, so her and I virtual dated to the new episode of How I met Your Mother."
by bolossunited September 6, 2009
Get the virtual date mug.Temporarily simulated narcissism. To imply boastfulness, conceit, egocentricity in a virtual world or Social Media outlet such as Facebook.
Virtual Narcissism is the insecure act of requesting friends you do not know, simply to boast how many people you imply you know to the virtual world of Facebook, MySpace or any other Social Media outlet found on the World Wide Web with no intention to network or act of personal gain. It is simply to stroke the ego, while spending personal wasted hours adding friends you will never meet in the real world.
The need for virtual popularity is known as Virtual Narcissism
The need for virtual popularity is known as Virtual Narcissism
by Lolo de Los... January 20, 2011
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