Valhalla

The BEST runepure/main clan in runescape, they claim to be a runepure/tank clan but half of their tanks are melee based. Valhalla is full of nerds like shadow kool1 and they fail at life. This clan was founded by an ugly asian nerd named elvin, he also fails at life.

Dude i heard VH suck balls! Valhalla Noobs!

by shadowkool1 March 19, 2008

Valan

A seemingly goth teen who has no pigment in clothes and is ignorant to sexual advances. Valans often have long hair and sport an original Z-Do in it. It is unknown of the sexuality of Valans.

Didn't Kara ask Joe out?
Yeah, he's such a Valan though, he had no idea she was trying to.

by BigBonquiqui June 19, 2011

valsagra

The absolute mad lad. The giga chad. True gamer if you will.

Damn, Valsagra is absolutely goated with the sticks what a guy.

by nonforgivable PP May 19, 2021

valsaloha

the best ibf to ever exist, funniest person🤠🙄, very gay🥺😨, "val takes five thousand and fifty years to take a shit" -faye

idk what to put here help (from cori) valsaloha

by coriloveschristmas November 7, 2021

Valarus

the man with a plan. the extent of all that will be or has been.

man, the chick was valarus.

by MrVal July 7, 2010

valandrea

Girl name

Valandrea is such a gorgeous little angel girl.

by cspokie cb May 14, 2015

Valabbandono

The huge crowds of Rossi fans that hastily abandon an event following a Rossi DNF.

Fred: Oh dear, look over there. Rossi has binned it chasing down Alessandra Stoner 27. What a shame.
Nonie: And look over there and there and there. The Valabbandono hordes are already on the move

by Fred Eyre May 15, 2018