Valorant

The best and most efficient way to get a mental disease, simply load the game and watch your mental health fall into shambles!

Hey Timmy that kid is depressed, he must play Valorant!

by Genius8500 May 24, 2022

Valorant

Synonym for virgin.

Damn you are the biggest valorant

by virgin=valorant October 15, 2022

Valorant

The most annoying game on the planet but still fun

Valorant is so annoying and bad but is so addicting

by Zxulh February 7, 2022

Valorant

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.

Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?

by OFG32 October 17, 2022

Valorant

The start of your in-game purchases addictions.

For fucks sake, I'm still Iron with all these skins, like
this skins are false, Valorant is a scam, I will never spend
money on it again

*spends another 1k dollar*

Hey, let me try Valorant.
*gets addicted and starts having debts and over 100 missed calls*

by Your daily dude January 31, 2022

Valorant

An addiction like, cocaine and Nicotine.

Guy 1: Hey man want to do some, Meth or Weed?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Valorant

by BoobInspector December 17, 2022

Valorant

A shit game that lags and makes u miss all your shots when your crosshair is one them :D

you play that game valorant

by Pocket Reyna September 13, 2021