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one up the bum, no harm done

Referring to the exchanging of bodily fluids between two guys through the course of anal sex.
One may say this in a joking way to ones chums to gain a chance of laughter, but has really got, what the youth of today call "issues" and should stop being so "batty"
Mike says to Patric
"mate forget about going to The Hart, lets go to that gay bar - The Birdcage. After all, one up the bum no harm done." This is when Patric would probably knock the shit out of Mike, grab a beer and go to The Hart.
by Mike February 11, 2006
mugGet the one up the bum, no harm donemug.
To put it right up her arse.
"brev, shes fit! why don't you sling one up the back of she"
by socopoc August 31, 2015
mugGet the sling one up the back of shemug.

shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now

When you go too school and they ask you " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333" then goes over to your desk and says "HURRY UP LARRY THE ANSWER IS DO AT THE END OF CLASS"
Teacher: " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333"

You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!
by greencreeper244 April 10, 2018
mugGet the shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right nowmug.

stood one up

To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.

To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
mugGet the stood one upmug.

One up wolf

She gets non stop dubs because cause she Is a gamer but if she looses she will howl like a wolf
One up wolf is really in love with one up gamer
by YTone_up_gamer September 9, 2020
mugGet the One up wolfmug.

Indirectly one up

When someone uses someone else to be better than you without realizing it because they are a dumb-ass.
Indirectly one up-My friend terry uses his other friend to indirectly one- up me by telling me that she drives and paid for her own car because he's way more un-accomplished than me. He probably does it unintentionally but it pisses me off nevertheless.
by Dank_usagi February 17, 2019
mugGet the Indirectly one upmug.

one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
mugGet the one up the bum, no harm donemug.

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