a condition in which a woman believes she is entitled to the wealth and lifestyle made by a man after she voluntarily choose to leave him.
by hobo_heckler April 8, 2017
Get the golden uterus syndrome mug.There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses
by Nostrils4dayz January 4, 2017
Get the uteruses before duderuses mug.1) A medical condition experienced by quiverfull women after having between 6 and 18 children.
2) The preferred cause of death for every quiverfull woman after suffering relentless childbirth for a decade or longer.
3) Mother Nature's natural coping mechanism for women attempting to overpopulate the Earth.
2) The preferred cause of death for every quiverfull woman after suffering relentless childbirth for a decade or longer.
3) Mother Nature's natural coping mechanism for women attempting to overpopulate the Earth.
by Statin the Truth August 17, 2009
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Get the Uterus mug.1. The part of a female in which a fetus grows.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
2. That organ that hurts like hell once a month thanks to a lovely thing called cramps.
3. Something men don't but should have because they deserve to feel like someone has ripped out their uteri, thrown them on the floor, and stomped on them just to watch the blood ooze and gurgle onto the shiny new tile.
4. Not the part into which the penis and/or balls are inserted. That's anatomically impossible, morons.
3. Oh, are you a man? Oh, you don't have a uterus? Well, here, watch as I rip off your balls and throw them down before a herd of stampeding cattle. Get it yet?
by Angry Girl June 28, 2006
Get the Uterus mug.by floutas December 6, 2006
Get the utensil mug.The female version of "joint at the dick."
When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.
Unbiological sisters.
When two friends think extremely similarly and often do things similarly or even at the same time without being aware of it. The two may seem practically related and will often claim that "great minds think alike," but everyone knows that they're truly joint at the uterus.
Unbiological sisters.
Boy: "Why is it that you two always seem to text me around the same time?"
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
Girl: "We're just joint at the uterus."
by Luna McHopp October 16, 2011
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