A person who is obsessed (usually young females) with the "Twilight Saga" series of the film adaptations. Twinkies embrace all things Twilight with religious zeal, daily visiting fansites, quoting dialoge from the series, and stalking (online or in person) the films' stars, especially on the Vancouver BC movie set. Most Twinkies are "Team Edward"
Twinkie: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Normal Person: "Dude, he's not real."
Normal Person: "Dude, he's not real."
by Beantown2009 August 28, 2012
Get the Twinkiemug. A term used to describe a slightly overweight, yet attractive female.
Origin:
(British slang, origin: Spanish, "Tuinkileras" likening such girls to the famous American snack, the "Twinky", due to their unashamed fat content, yet mysterious, alluring nature (often a pretty face, or "approachable" manner).
Appearance:
- Cankles
Caused invariably by slight obesity and / or standing in the middle of the dance floor all night, trying to be noticed. As one Spanish observer is quoted as saying: "El Tuinkileras tiene que tener los “cankles”" (Lit: "The Twinkies must have the cankles").
- Modest breasts
These separate the Twinky from women commonly seen as "bubbly".
- Fake tan
- Shortness
...Or at least a clear disproportion between the length of the lower body (shorter) and upper (longer). It is generally appreciated though that no Twinky should be labelled such if over 5ft 6" (167.6 cm).
- Pretty face
Derivatives:
Gwinky - A ginger Twinky
Bwinky - Refers to Twinkies of African, or Afro-Carribean ethnicity.
Chwinky {Ch-ú-win-kéé} - To Twinkies of specifically Chinese ethnicity (though often used incorrectly for all Twinkies of Asian appearance).
Tuinkileras - A throwback from the spanish origins of the phrase, ironically now used to describe spanish women, possessing the "T" factor.
Dwinky - A "Deutche" (German) Twinky
Origin:
(British slang, origin: Spanish, "Tuinkileras" likening such girls to the famous American snack, the "Twinky", due to their unashamed fat content, yet mysterious, alluring nature (often a pretty face, or "approachable" manner).
Appearance:
- Cankles
Caused invariably by slight obesity and / or standing in the middle of the dance floor all night, trying to be noticed. As one Spanish observer is quoted as saying: "El Tuinkileras tiene que tener los “cankles”" (Lit: "The Twinkies must have the cankles").
- Modest breasts
These separate the Twinky from women commonly seen as "bubbly".
- Fake tan
- Shortness
...Or at least a clear disproportion between the length of the lower body (shorter) and upper (longer). It is generally appreciated though that no Twinky should be labelled such if over 5ft 6" (167.6 cm).
- Pretty face
Derivatives:
Gwinky - A ginger Twinky
Bwinky - Refers to Twinkies of African, or Afro-Carribean ethnicity.
Chwinky {Ch-ú-win-kéé} - To Twinkies of specifically Chinese ethnicity (though often used incorrectly for all Twinkies of Asian appearance).
Tuinkileras - A throwback from the spanish origins of the phrase, ironically now used to describe spanish women, possessing the "T" factor.
Dwinky - A "Deutche" (German) Twinky
by Twinkie Hunter May 24, 2011
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