Turtleneck Buddies

Friends who are uncircumcised and are aware of the fact.

"Those guys are way too open with each other. They're turtleneck buddies."

by clyde1the2ghost November 19, 2012

Sleeveless Turtleneck

And uncircumcised penis, with shaved pubes

He took off his pants and had a sleeveless turtleneck.

by Allamericanbeard1776 November 8, 2021

Turtlenecking

When a penis goes down inside itself or gets real small.

You’re penis is turtlenecking so much, I can’t grab ahold of it.

by Noname218 October 27, 2020

Turtlenecking

When a dude who’s circumcised and a dude who’s not circumcised touch penises and the dude who’s not circumcised pulls his foreskin around the other dude’s penis.

Yo, Dave and I found this uncirced bro last night and got to turtlenecking.

by Itmeeeeeee December 9, 2020

turtleneck blanket

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

by Space Jesus July 19, 2016

the turtleneck affect

the turtleneck affect is when any man buys a turtle neck, once a man puts a turtle neck on he will start using lotion,washing his hands,getting his nails done,doing his eyebrows, etc. fellas if you see a man wearing a turtle neck do not hesitate to take that shit off of him. the prime example of the turtleneck affect is drake.

hey man, have you seen that john has been using lostion ever since he bought that turtleneck?
yeah bro it’s the turtleneck affect

what’s that?
the turtleneck affect is when a guy buys a turtleneck and he starts washing his hands,using lotion etc.

by bigdawgmike August 17, 2021

turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater

"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"

by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015