Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff

I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer

by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023

Turtlenecking

The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.

"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Driving at Turtleneck Pace

Diving slowly; the opposite of driving at breakneck pace.

"The driver in front of me is driving at Turtleneck pace."

by Kla31 July 30, 2022

Turtlenecking

When you extend your neck to show off your adams apple, or appear taller or larger, or intimidate people.

Man: i am going to intimidate that kid for talking shit about me.

Man: *is turtlenecking*

Kid: i am scared!

by messedup77892 June 8, 2022

devil's turtleneck

Uncircumcised man's forskin

He's got that devil's turtleneck.

They love guys with the devil's turtleneck!

by The Tommyryder April 25, 2022

tijuana turtleneck

When you choke a tijuana hooker so hard that when your done it looks like shes wearing a turtleneck.

Yesterday i gave sparkles a tijuana turtleneck.

by Spicycumcurry October 25, 2019

Turtlenecking

When a dude who’s circumcised and a dude who’s not circumcised touch penises and the dude who’s not circumcised pulls his foreskin around the other dude’s penis.

Yo, Dave and I found this uncirced bro last night and got to turtlenecking.

by Itmeeeeeee December 9, 2020