Turtlenecking

The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.

"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater

"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"

by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015

Arizona turtleneck

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male

Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.

by stnapkid January 3, 2020

Turtleneck

If someone wears a turtleneck , it means that they want to get fucked

Hey girl, I see you’re wearing a turtleneck. Want to go back to my place?

by Random guy with too much time January 7, 2020

Turtleneck head

Someone who's "touching cloth" (in serious need of a shit and is breaching the gate) and has a prolapsed rectum

John: that guy with the pink ribbons walking a bit tight swift?
Fred: obviously got turtleneck head calling

by Bannotti March 22, 2017

Jewish Turtleneck

Neck brace

“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”

by TaeBigg June 16, 2025

Glazed Turtleneck

When a man ejaculates onto his partner’s excess foreskin.

There’s nothing I love more than when Felipe treats me to a piping hot glazed turtleneck.

by Pat MacGroyn February 14, 2021