turtles

cool, awesome, neat-o

"Hey, I found a dollar!"
"Omg, that's so turtles!"

by Triangle April 17, 2007

turtle

Word for the trunk of a car. In England the term is boot. May be more common in the southern part of the USA.

She put the groceries in the turtle of the car.

by Kathy SE January 13, 2008

Turtled

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.

John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?

Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!

John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!

by McDaddy76 June 27, 2009

Turtle

When a person, typically a female, regurgitates semen during a blowjob and spits it back up the urethra.

Pamela gave me a damn good turtle last night.

by gustebeast November 6, 2016

Turtling

Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.

E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals

by Massive action June 8, 2017

The Turtle

When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.

Oh shit! I just did the turtle

by Uw00tmejt January 22, 2017

Turtle

Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws

Me:Fuck turtles!

by Spring time July 7, 2020