TURKISH REVENGE

in Turkey, if you stab someone above the waist, it is considered an attempt at murder. To bypass the charge, but also teaching someone a lesson, a Turkish Revenge is when someone is stabbed below the belt, i.e. the ass. Coined in the movie "Midnight Express."

"...you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge." --Billy Hayes, Midnight Express

by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 2, 2007

turkish drill press

Rolling a chick up onto her shoulder blades, legs extended over her head, then banging her in a squat type manner with your dong pointed straight down.

Joey's hamstrings were so sore yesterday morning after turkish drill pressing Sarah in the hay barn all night.

by Dr. PhilGood January 4, 2009

turkish pinata

After a rather violent bout of laxitive fueled anal penetration, partner A removes the feces covered semen filled condom from the still engorged member of partner B. Upon removal, the condom is inflated by mouth and popped. Hilarity ensues

Ben pulled out of Jerry who, much like a flash of lightning, spun to retrieve the spent condom, blew it up, and popped that turkish pinata all over his bearded ice cream face.

by *samIam* January 12, 2008

Turkish Bath House

The act of taking an especially foul, loud and wet poop while someone else is taking a hot, steamy shower. The mixture of the poop stench and the moisture from the shower creates an environment reminiscent of a stinky Turkish bath.

Kasey: "Oh God what's that smell? Are you taking a shit?!"
Tom: "Yeah, I ate a lot of Greek food."
Kasey: " It's like a Turkish Bath House in here."

by Colonel Clownshoes May 3, 2014

Turkish hug

Commonly used in tech and IT. A term for when one party changes already agreed upon terms or conditions or otherwise lies if there is a chance for them to exploit or gain something at the cost of the other party.

The company had agreed on a price for the new program, but upon learning how important it was for us they gave us a turkish hug by demanding more and more money for the finished product.

by Aialam July 8, 2023

Turkish De-Lite

The soft and sweet spoils of military invasion.

Well, if trump says it's cool...then it's cool.
Just head on in there and get you some Turkish De-Lite; Syria has dinner ready...

by YAWA October 17, 2019

turkish breakfast

the breakfast typical to modern day turks. usually has tomatoes, olive oil, white cheese zaatar, bread, and black tea.

doesn't contain eggs in assholes.

mom: turk kahvaltisini istiyormusun?
friend: what?
you: turkish breakfast?
friend: yeah, you have any bacon?
you: fuck no.

by turkincanada May 3, 2009