turkish leftovers

the most extreme degree of sloppy seconds but taking place long after the sexual acts have concluded. (like at least the next day)
whoever fucks missy is going to get E.J.'s turkish leftovers.
by STD free (so far) December 10, 2008
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Turkish Breast

Turkish Breast aka Turkish Beast, Sikik, Bill, Hayvan is a troubled being.
While addicted to the game Vampires Dark Rising , Breaking Bad , the gym and Palringo , his life isn't easy.

Loves his explicit xxx folder which includes Thai Ladyboys, and is known to demand nudes from any female being he meets. Prefers Brits over everything. Yet also wants to fuck the blonde Porn Star Mia Malvoka. While his lust for power is insatiable, Sikik loves to kick Death Dealers out of every room he's in. Goes into "Beast Mode" if something doesn't happen after his will. Wanna annoy him? Praise Erdogan and tell him how awesome Turkey is. (it's Thanksgiving after all)

Common quotes are:

"Gimme my fucking power"

"I wish i could be a british citizen and get the fuck out of this Fucking country"

"I need to sleep for testosterone producing"
Wanna eat some Turkish Breast?
Oh yeah I'd love to.
by đarƙy October 10, 2016
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Turkish Bartering

verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.
by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI February 05, 2009
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Turkish Foam

To fuck someone’s ass unprotected while you have gonorrhoea/STD and he/she has diarrhea, the man ejaculates in the ass and keep pounding until the mixture of cum and liquid feces becomes airy and acquires a brown color. The final act is to quickly take the dick still dirty and go for the oral sex.
Rick: hey, how is your dick disease?
Byra: Amazing, I managed to pull a Turkish Foam off last night! Never treating my Gono again!
by Bira69 February 05, 2022
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Turkish Grind

1.) A form of coffee preparation widely popularized during the former Ottoman empire. During preparation, the coffee beans are ground into a powder/dry clay-like consistency and then boiled in water. This style of preparation is unique in the respect that it does not require the use of a filter. As the coffee grounds brew they simply settle to the bottom of the cup.

2.) A profound sexual maneuver in which a female of Mediterranean origin places her posterior within the general vicinity of a male's genitalia.
Man: Excuse me waiter, but there appears to be a gratuitous amount of sludge at the bottom of my cup.

Waiter: Oh that's just the coffee grounds, we use a Turkish Grind here.

________________

Guy: Dude, that girl from the Greek restaurant took me back to her place last night and gave me a Turkish Grind!

Other Guy: Dude, righteous!
by JavaTheMocha September 12, 2010
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turkish shower

the act of putting on cologne to mask body odor, instead of showering or bathing.
"yea baby i DID shower today, I took a Turkish Shower!"
by Eden Muslimman August 02, 2008
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Turkish Tornado

After cumming in a girls face, rapidly slap her in the face with your cock in a circular motion.
Hey baby, this is a terrible storm. You might want to watch out for a Turkish Tornado.
by AsianGM October 20, 2006
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