Sometimes called T-Bird or T-Burd for short. Legend has it that the T-Bird is often slim in build, taller than average (above 6 ft.) and many times bald or balding (shaved or natural). The strangest thing about them is that the "Turd Burglar" is usually the same race and or complexion of the person whom laid the turd. This is known as the "smell you’re own kind phenomena". They are also fond of water and can be found sleeping near open water sources such as Toilet bowls.

This dude I knew in Korea was a total Turd Burglar (T-BURD).

by Krage January 4, 2009

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turd burglar

1. A person who causes intense fright to someone on the toliet. As the person runs out of the bahroom screaming, the turd burglar steals the pooper's poop out of the toliet.
2. An insult

1.
M.B.: Hey, I hear that dude is a turd burglar.
R.E.: Yeah he stole my turd last week after he scared me out of the bathroom.

2.
M.B.: You are a turd burglar!
R.E.: That is the most hurtful name you have ever called me!!

by mBlesso June 1, 2006

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turd burglar

A dog who steals the turds out of the at litter box.

"My dog is a turd burglar!"
Also: "My litter box has been turd burgled!"
Also: get rid of the dog before it licks you and gets poo particles in your eyes, and you develop a severe case of pink eye. See: "Grama's Boy".

by TurdBurglar's Pinkeyed Master November 28, 2010

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