vaginal trumpet

When you're eating a girl out and you blow into her pussy until a loud whistling noise is made.

I played the vaginal trumpet with your girlfriend last night

by 420blazeitswag June 9, 2014

bearded trumpet

A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair

Basically a penis with a beard

I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.

by Professor Arnold Brown March 3, 2016

Butter Trumpet

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

I cranked my butter trumpet ‘til it spewed Land-O-Lakes all over the photo of my friend Mark’s sister that I stole from his mom’s house.

by Butterboy420 April 27, 2021

Trumper Tantrum

When a grown man overhears something mean said about him, and proceeds to go on a poorly-articulated, juvenile rant on Twitter at 3am.

"Did you see that SNL said something mean about Emperor TinyHands McThinskin again?"
"I figured, there was another late-night Trumper Tantrum making the country look stupid again."

by Burzghash February 25, 2017

ass trumpet

A fart so loud it sounds like one is playing a musical instrument out of there ass

Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank

by Stephen Siciliano January 17, 2004

trumpet player

A trumpet player is someone who:
a) plays the trumpet. obviously.
b) kisses amazingly. Trumpet players not only have the strongest lips in the entire marching band, it makes them great kissers.

- "Oh i heard you hooked up with Timmy on Friday...Is he any good at kissing?"
- " Of course he is! He plays the trumpet. You do know what they say about trumpet players don't you?"
- " Of course, they're the best kissers."

by soapylemon March 20, 2009

Swedish Trumpet

A blowjob at Ikea

After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.

by Wufpup July 12, 2009