Trucker's wood

Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.

Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....

by Trollstoy May 21, 2013

Trucker's wife

wife of a truck driver, rides with husband in a semi truck

Yeah, i'm a trucker's wife!

by arakc August 14, 2011

trucker bucks

Money that is earned by performing sexual favors on over the road truckers.

Paul: Have you seen troy?
Darrell: I think I seen him at the truck stop earning trucker bucks.

by Grimjaw24 September 3, 2016

Truckers delight

truckers delightA person or persons that exchange sexualfavores for rides. they may be found hanging at or around truck stops, road side diners or may be hitch hikers.

"I stopped in for a bite to eat at this nice little place then hit up the truck stopfor desert, had me a nice little truckers delight"

A truckers delightrange in age from very young to senior citizens.

"chocolate delight"may refer to race or willingness to have anal sex.

by Hot lettuce December 12, 2012

Trucker Torpedo

A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.

I tripped on a trucker torpedo when I was crossing the street today

by johnnyjr September 23, 2019

Trucker boy

Trucker boy/girl is the code name you give for your crush; it allows you to talk about them and others not know who you are talking about.

person one: "my trucker boy hasn't texted me back."
person two: "rip."

by amyfromtheparty September 22, 2017

trucker's toilet

a 32 oz. Gatorade bottle.

When having to pee and stopping for a more pressing reason is not readily materializing, such as stopping for fuel, trucker Jeff chooses to tinkle in his riptide rush trucker's toilet while driving down the road.

by anonymoustaylor April 10, 2011