Jesus trophy

A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.

woo hoo! i finally got my jesus trophy,been waiting 60 long years for this.

by georgekoko March 6, 2009

White Trophy

Getting head while watching the final moments of your favorite sport and doing a money shot at the same time your team is pronounced victorious. Feeling the combined euphoric sensation of victory and satisfaction. Win-win.

Guy: I totally did the white trophy on my chick last night during the Charger's game!
Guy 2: NICE! Can we do the houdini on her now?

by tigerwarrior October 17, 2012

trophy bass

This one takes team work. This is when you stick a finger up a girls ass and then give her a fish hook. As you lift her up by both ends, your buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture, as if you were holding a trophy bass. Make sure you smile real big for the picture ;)

Did you see jimbos trophy bass last night, she was a beauty.

by tnapdarb December 30, 2007

trophy wife

A usually young woman, not necessarily a gold-digger, who is married to a much more older man with power, wealth.etc
Those women are usually at home, 24-hour luxury, and with the children. Sun-bathing, rich friends socializing, -just enjoying the wealth and producing his children are her job.

Elvira Hancock from the 1983 film Scarface is a great example of a trophy wife
Ginger McKenna from the 1995 film Casino is another.

by Pretzelpaper December 2, 2009

trophy wife

Any one of Donald Trump's current of former wives.

The Donald has had a collection of trophies wives throughout his lifetime and his current one is the biggest trophy wife of all.

by arminshirazi June 12, 2007

Sex Trophy

A Baby, A toddler. When a couple has children, the child is their sex trophy.

Dude1: "Look at that girl, she's about to pop'
Dude2: "Yeah, she has a sex trophy baking in the oven"

by TheFiendishOne August 9, 2008

trophy rice

Rice = a solid pore plug (blackhead or whitehead). Trophy rice is rice that is left on the bathroom mirror by its former owner, as if displaying a trophy for everyone else to see and oggle over.

I hate having Pizza Face as a roomy. He always leaves trophy rice and face yogurt on the bathroom mirror. Gross!

by Little Amy June 11, 2006