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triple hashtag wanker

A specific type of wanker who constantly uses three hashtags in every Twitter post.
I just can't read Andy's posts. He is a totally a triple hashtag wanker. #completely #a #wanker
by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016
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Triple-winky-itis

Condition where you blink very fast and uncontrollably for appx. 350 times per minute.

Possibility of being diagnosed from any age, except at birth.

Condition is very rare.

Currently no cure for this certain condition, but can be treated by simply cutting off your eyelids, or keeping your eyes closed for life.

Basically, if you have this condition you are screwed. You should either kill yourself or get killed with this condition
Friend 1: bruh why are you blinking so much you look like you’re having a seizure?
Friend 2: I got diagnosed with triple-winky-itis a couple days ago. Lol
by Pastalovin April 28, 2020
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triplefart

"My sister keeps touching my triplefart! I think she is jealous"
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tipless

you say your tipless
by tiplessjon July 7, 2022
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Triple Like

Used on Facebook.

When you see a comment, status, picture, etc. that you really like, instead of clicking the "like" button once, out of sheer excitement you click the "like" button three times. It isn't a double like, for if you clicked the "like" button twice, it would merely "unlike" the comment, status, picture, etc. When you perform a triple like, you must immediately comment and let the person know that you have triple liked something of theirs.
John: *on Facebook, finds something of interest* Dude, this picture is so epic of us!

Tony: *replying* I know! That was the greatest vacation ever!

John: I made so many good memories there,
I gotta triple like this picture!

Tony: You like it that much, huh?

John: Yes! It's already my background!
by CheeseBallWillie June 24, 2011
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The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
by crashdagamer December 30, 2021
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Triple Negative

similar to a double negative, but with another negative added in, making a befuddling mixture of words that makes a negative statement.

an excellent way to disagree with someone and walking away while they try to figure out what you just said
Person1: hannah montana is a great singer

Person 2: i cant say i dont disagree with you (walks off)
(^triple negative)

Person1: wait...what?
by Jazz Hammerhands November 6, 2009
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