Trifecta

Vomiting, ejaculating and shitting simultaneously.

Derrick: I shat myself and ejaculated at the same time last night!
Eugene: Shame you didn’t puke also, you would have had the trifecta!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 26, 2018

Trifecta Challenge

The brave act of shitting, shaving and showering (in that order), all in under 30 minutes.

"Bro did you hear? Nathaniel just did the Trifecta Challenge in under 20 minutes"
"OMG, he almost surpassed José's world record of 16 minutes"

by cholo5ntrol August 29, 2015

Trifecta of Manliness

A Group of superior Men, the Embodiment of all that is Manly
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.

Captain, Smokes and Queerballs Make up the Trifecta of Manliness.

by Colte the Pirate December 26, 2006

Trifecta of Douchebaggery

Is when a person owns all of these items: iPhone, Apple computer and a Volkswagen.

Someone may own 2 of the 3 and still be a half way decent person, but anyone who completes the Trifecta is at their core a douche bag.

People who own all three have completed the Trifecta of Douchebaggery and while in possession of all 3 items will forever be a total douche.

by joshuascreename June 26, 2010

Trifecta of Death

The combination of alcohol, benzodiazepines and heroin.

Scott died last night from the Trifecta of Death.

by Anty127 March 11, 2016

trifecta of smoking power

When you smoke a cross joint and blow your fucking mind.
THATS, life.

This cross joint has a trifecta of smoking power.

by N!C0 December 16, 2008