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Breakup Tourettes

When you're going through a breakup and every little thing makes you want to scream obscenities for no good reason.
Watch what you say to April this week. She's got breakup tourettes.
by VedetteTX October 18, 2011
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tourettes guy

A hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. Grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn't give a shit, SHIT, SHIT!!!
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!"-Tourettes Guy
by Eric Wayne August 6, 2008
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Tourette's by proxy

A factitious disorder whereby one person produces the apparent symptoms of Tourette's in another person who does not in fact have the syndrome.
Please pardon my swearing, I have just been in yet another unproductive meeting with Dave. That fucking prick has really bad Tourette's by proxy.
by scarramanga April 6, 2009
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Vehicular Tourettes

The uncontrollable urge to curse and scream at the idiot drivers on the road, while remaining calm in other situations
That idiot that cut me off got to sent me into a vehicular tourettes rage
by Pelle lives 31 September 3, 2009
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Tourette's Guy

1) a youtube bamf named danny who may or may not have tourette's syndrome, but is undeniably hilarious.

2) THAT'S MY ASS!
Kid- Dad there's some white stuff on the floor.
Tourette's Guy- THAT'S MY ASS!
by spankwise August 27, 2010
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Ghetto Tourettes

The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.
Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?

Random usage:

He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.

Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.
by UrbanPaign May 6, 2011
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volume Tourette's

A: a person whome has no control of how loud they say something (normally a swear word)

B: somebody who will just spout shite over your conversation which doesnt concern them at all ( normally old, rude, tall with white hair and talks shite about football with other suffers)
an example of volume tourette's would be, a man tapping his pen on the table near you, the suffer will say i wish he would SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HAVE TO PUNCH HIM
by taity January 6, 2008
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