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Airport Tourettes

Saying all the wrong and questionable things while in the airport which may lead to suspicion of terror and other crimes.
Your bag is heavy, you got a body in there? No you have airport tourettes shut up!
by A.MIT May 21, 2013
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tourettes guy

A hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. Grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn't give a shit, SHIT, SHIT!!!
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!"-Tourettes Guy
by Eric Wayne August 6, 2008
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Tourette's by proxy

A factitious disorder whereby one person produces the apparent symptoms of Tourette's in another person who does not in fact have the syndrome.
Please pardon my swearing, I have just been in yet another unproductive meeting with Dave. That fucking prick has really bad Tourette's by proxy.
by scarramanga April 6, 2009
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Vehicular Tourettes

The uncontrollable urge to curse and scream at the idiot drivers on the road, while remaining calm in other situations
That idiot that cut me off got to sent me into a vehicular tourettes rage
by Pelle lives 31 September 3, 2009
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Tourette's Guy

1) a youtube bamf named danny who may or may not have tourette's syndrome, but is undeniably hilarious.

2) THAT'S MY ASS!
Kid- Dad there's some white stuff on the floor.
Tourette's Guy- THAT'S MY ASS!
by spankwise August 27, 2010
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Ghetto Tourettes

The act of spontaneously adding unnecessary words, phrases, or sounds to a conversation. While usually added to the of the statement it is possible to randomly have a Ghetto Tourettes added anywhere.
Ghetto Tourettes post-statement:
That was a bad party, youknowwhatImsayin?

Random usage:

He was really mad, feel me, about all that fuckery, feel me, knowhatImsaying.

Ghetto Tourettes can also be used to describe an entire conversation:
This guy came into the shop talking all Ghetto Tourettes.
by UrbanPaign May 6, 2011
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pornstar tourettes

Noun. The condition found in anyone who likes to dirtytalk during sex, but lacks the ability and/or creativity to verbalize complete sentences, making themselves sound like a pornstar with Tourette's syndrome.
She wanted me to talk dirty to her, but I could only say stuff like, "Cock fuck! Lick Suck! Pussy!!!!" Its not my fault! I have pornstar tourettes, don't expect me to fuck you and tell you a story, too.
by LS19 April 18, 2017
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