When you're going through a breakup and every little thing makes you want to scream obscenities for no good reason.
by VedetteTX October 18, 2011
A hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. Grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn't give a shit, SHIT, SHIT!!!
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!"-Tourettes Guy
by Eric Wayne July 14, 2008
A factitious disorder whereby one person produces the apparent symptoms of Tourette's in another person who does not in fact have the syndrome.
Please pardon my swearing, I have just been in yet another unproductive meeting with Dave. That fucking prick has really bad Tourette's by proxy.
by scarramanga April 06, 2009
The uncontrollable urge to curse and scream at the idiot drivers on the road, while remaining calm in other situations
by Pelle lives 31 September 03, 2009
1) a youtube bamf named danny who may or may not have tourette's syndrome, but is undeniably hilarious.
2) THAT'S MY ASS!
2) THAT'S MY ASS!
by spankwise August 27, 2010
A: a person whome has no control of how loud they say something (normally a swear word)
B: somebody who will just spout shite over your conversation which doesnt concern them at all ( normally old, rude, tall with white hair and talks shite about football with other suffers)
B: somebody who will just spout shite over your conversation which doesnt concern them at all ( normally old, rude, tall with white hair and talks shite about football with other suffers)
an example of volume tourette's would be, a man tapping his pen on the table near you, the suffer will say i wish he would SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HAVE TO PUNCH HIM
by taity December 16, 2007
Tech-Tourettes or Tech-Turrets: Noun
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
A condition where a technology challenged person (usually advanced in age) uses obscenities uncontrollably, while attempting to complete various transactions on a mobile, laptop, or other technology device. The person may also uncontrollably twitch, scowl, flip off, throw, or crush the device during an episode.
My mom’s Tech-Tourettes caused her to throw her iPhone across the room today, when she couldn’t pull up her email.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
Bob is unable to connect to the database today. His tech-turretts is offensive to some, but it cracks me up.
by notyocheese February 05, 2013