When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."
Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"
" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"
Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"
" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"
by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015
Get the Took me to churchmug. A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.
by mrwinter March 22, 2007
Get the took her to churchmug. Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.
I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."
BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.
BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.
by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010
Get the Took Grandma to Applebee'smug. WHEN YOUR GETTING TOP FROM A STRIPPER BITCH AND SHE FROM KANKAKE AND YOU JUST GOT A GLOCK WITH A RULER CLIP SO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW BOY DONT PLAY WIT ME
by Xxxtentacionyungdaggerdick January 24, 2022
Get the TOOK HER TO THE Omug. Took possesion - A less geeky way of saying, "Owned, or Pwned" coined on the eBaumsworld.com forums.
by Montgomery Thug Branch July 19, 2004
Get the took possesionmug. 
The act of removing a societal standard of achievement and related shame of failing to reach a standard. (past tense)
In reference to the rope in school gymnasiums which were historically climbed as part of physical education, but were removed in '90's as part of a societal trend and are no longer included in standard curricula. Defined by Adam Carolla.
In reference to the rope in school gymnasiums which were historically climbed as part of physical education, but were removed in '90's as part of a societal trend and are no longer included in standard curricula. Defined by Adam Carolla.
Q: France used to be excellent, what the hell happened?
A: Took down the rope.
San Francisco took down the rope by implementing a program to cut checks to homeless people.
A: Took down the rope.
San Francisco took down the rope by implementing a program to cut checks to homeless people.
by bossk21 September 11, 2009
Get the Took down the ropemug.