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Tokyo Sandblaster 

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
Tokyo Sandblaster by Mr. Whodat November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

Taking a shit so hard in your partners face it causes them to squint.
John broke up with his girlfriend today, after she gave him a Tokyo Sandblaster the night before. He still can't get rid of the smell...
Tokyo Sandblaster by zerovirus34 November 12, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
Tokyo Sandblaster by TheAirman1986 November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

A sexual act performed by a women on a man involving fecal matter. Only Conan O'Brien knows the details.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo sandblaster.
Tokyo Sandblaster by BadgerPoison November 13, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster 

Sexual position described by Conan O'brien on his show.
Johnny gave Mary a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Tokyo Sandblaster by Shoelace672 November 13, 2010

tokyo sandblaster 

Proper noun: After drying one's penis to the point of near rash, mount from behind and thrust sexually. Upon climax scream "It's Godzilla!" Over and over
Conan: Dude, I gave this girl a Tokyo sandblaster last night!
Jeffrey: Well did you even have the decency to take her out for an egg roll after?