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Anastasia Karamysheva

The most beautiful, smart and charming woman you’ll ever see . She is like sunshine , warm and gentle , tender and sweet !
-Why she is so gorgeous?-
- Because she is Anastasia Karamysheva !!
by Monkyservice January 12, 2022
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Anastasia W.

Anastasia W. is a fabulous person whom many people love and adore. She is a lovely, amazing, paradisiacal, gorgeous, prodigious, fantastic, fabulous, intelligent, and wonderful lady. She has many great friends and an annoying little brother.
by Charisma Shontelle June 21, 2011
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Anastasia

Small Cuban girl that succs in the name of God
Anastasia gotta chill, she's gonna suck the holy spirit out of him
by Sineen Khalifa December 16, 2018
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Anastasia moment

Anastasia moment – is the ultimate Murphy’s law moment (“Everything that can and cannot go wrong, will go wrong”). It is when a person (not necessarily someone who goes by the Greek name Anastasia), had good intentions, but somehow lost control of things, causing them to backfire and go so wrong that one would think that “that’s it, there’s no way out”. However, because the name Anastasia means “resurrection”, the things magically work out, leaving the person at the butt end of the joke seemingly unscathed (only slightly humiliated) .
- I just had the ultimate Anastasia moment!
- What's that like?
- I can't use my arms to carry stuff, because I am on crutches. But I wanted to eat cereals for dinner and watch How I met your mother at the same time, but my family had abandoned me. So I go downstairs to the kitchen and I come up with a brilliant idea, I put cereals and milk into a tupperware, I close it, and but it on my head. I am balancing my way to the TV, I go up five steps, and boom, it's all on the floor. It looked like I had puked everywhere, so I quit and just sort of sat there... My mom didn't even yell. That's how pathetic I am.
by AnaBronana May 2, 2018
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Anastasia Nani

Beautiful name with more beautiful lower part of body but she is a bitch she likes to cut of boy’s penises and the fuck them with it
by Sensei223 November 21, 2021
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anastasia myskina

Russian tennis player famous for her incredible game and hotness. She reached n° 2 on WTA ranks (tennis womens ranking)
Anastasia Myskina beat Maria Sharapova... she's such a good player!
by ar200 April 30, 2006
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anastasia brenan

john: did you see that crazy, sexy bitch tonight?

mike:yeah, thats anastasia brenan man!
by yayme123 October 16, 2008
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