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turtleneck sweat

Something all uncircumcised chaps encounter in humid weather, sweat under the hood.
Uncut turtleneck sweater
"My girlfriend always gets major boob-sweat in this weather."
"Oh yeah? You know Jaques the exchange student on the soccer team? He's always going on and on about turtleneck sweat during practice. Which is weird because our uniform is a v-neck"
by Darth Wittious October 20, 2015
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Jewish Turtleneck

Another name for a large neck cast, often worn after a crash in which the neck has been injured
Dave had a nasty fall, I heard he has to wear a Jewish turtleneck for the rest of the month!
by Shaolin Dave June 13, 2025
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Purple turtleneck

When your girl grabbed your dick skin and snaps it and it turns purple.
“Ahh bitch now I gotta purple turtleneck on my dick, stupid hoe.”
by Loud_Mustache December 31, 2017
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Arizona turtleneck

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male
Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.
by stnapkid January 3, 2020
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Jewish Turtleneck

“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”
by TaeBigg June 16, 2025
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Turtleneck

If someone wears a turtleneck , it means that they want to get fucked
Hey girl, I see you’re wearing a turtleneck. Want to go back to my place?
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Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater
That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
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