letter j

The letter j

letter j

by uruehsis June 2, 2018

dead letter

a dead letter is a letter that has never been delivered because the person to whom it was written cannot be found, and it also cannot be returned to the person who wrote it

if u send a letter and the person dont get it and u dont get it back

by gashford April 9, 2004

letter abuse

When someone empahsizes a word by adding extra letters to it, but goes a little overboard; commonly found in AIM and Myspace conversations.

cool_guy_101: Omgg Caseyyy I'm sooo excitedd for that partyyy toniteee!!!!!!!!
xxcaseyxx: wow brad, total letter abuse.

by Casey Robberts July 16, 2007

Dutch Letter

A huge S shaped shit, resembling the classic Pella, Iowa "Dutch Letter" pastry.

I asked her to give me a blumpkin, but then I surprised her with a "dutch letter" in the face.

by dznutz83 December 3, 2010

bong letter

A standard rejection form letter from a company.

Chris used the phrase "bong letter" but neither my coworker or I believe him, so we looked it up on google and eventually found what he was talking about. It's some sort of rejection letter.

by ajna April 3, 2007

the scarlet letter

Most... boring... book... ever, by Nathaniel Hawthorne

I guarantee you, you won't be able to stay interested long enough to read just five sentences of this piece of shit. It's nothing but paragraphs that are one page long, talking about a bunch of crap that you can't understand, which leaves you thinking "ok.. now where the hell is all the fun stuff?"

"In fact, this scaffold constituted a portion of a penal machine, which now, for two or three generations past, has been merely historical and traditionary among us, but was held, in the old time, to be as effectual an agent in the promotion of good citizenship, as ever was the guillotine among the terrorists of France." - Passage from The Scarlet Letter.

Seriously.. does that sound interesting to you?

by SomeBadJoke October 7, 2006

Chain Letter

A form of forward letters that are illegal in real life, so now a bunch of idiots have begun doing it in real life.

I hate those damn chain letters.

by Dude November 25, 2003