mass diddler

One who diddles people's holes

Dude the real mass diddler totally diddled Doug a new hole. He hasn't been the same since.

by Therealmassdiddler October 6, 2016

Diddler

A wrong-un.

Someone who's done something bad, a twat or someone who has stuck their dick in a hand dryer

'That Tek Knight is a real diddler'

by ChipDigital November 15, 2023

Diddler

Someone who diddles cock and balls

Don’t be a diddler like Coersy

by Bsjejdnndididkdmnes December 8, 2022

diddler

a person who diddles or touches someone inappropriately

“Stop diddling me you diddler! I told you to stop touching my butt!”

by freaklar May 2, 2025

Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025

Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025

diddler's line

Point of no return, where someone's sexual fetishes or preferences become unethical, either by violating the consent of an adult or by violating someone who can not give informed consent.

They had gotten to a point of no return, to cross the diddler's line would mean to violate every ethical norm one could think of.

by Conn Ó Cuinn May 1, 2023