paying customer

A term used by entitled people as a justification of their shitty behaviour in a commercial premises they patronise.
Karen: You better show some respect towards paying customers!
Manager: (shows security footage of Karen acting like a Karen)
Karen: Oh shit my cover is blown.
by AwkwrdPrtMskrt May 26, 2020
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custom dent

For those of you who drive a car with some sort of deformaty you understand what grief comes with it. My current car has a huge dent on the front passenger side. It still drives the same and its paid for. I live in a nice townhouse with a hot wife and two fun kids. So when someone says hey what happened to your car i just say the following.
"Listen stupid, it's a custom dent." I put that there for dumb asses like yourself who parks there lexus in front of your low income house to ask me stupid fucking questions like, "what happened to your car." That right, it's a custom dent.
by mexicanfoodstamp November 16, 2009
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custom emoticons

Bill gate's way of telling you that he owns your soul, and there's no escape.
"It's kinda difficult to read what anyone says with poorly chosen emoticons."
"*A small list of giant icons and poorly made gifs follow*"
"Exactly!"
by Thegreatnick September 5, 2005
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tough customer

A person of the opposite sex who is incredibly good looking, thus being a tough tough customer. Usually out of the particular viewer's league.
by Z. Walter February 19, 2006
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custom contenty

(adj) a word used to describe a sim in The Sims 4 when they have custom content on or you want to put custom content on them to make them look better
Person: I want my sim to look more custom contenty to make them look better!
by mEoW_mEoW_iMa_CaT February 9, 2019
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reeling a customer in

persuading a consumer to opt for a service or a thing by offering favourable price conditions
Cards incurring fees generally have lower rates per minute. It is a way of reeling a customer in by using an artificially low rate
by SEllena October 19, 2007
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custom deluxe

Something really cool, but often times used sarcastically. From a certain model of Chevy truck.
Back from the mall Susie showed me her latest purse, it had fourteen pockets, zippers, velcro and a secret compartment, I was hungry so all I could say was "wow, now that's custom deluxe." Needless to say, I went to lunch alone.
by Think October 12, 2004
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