hobo bidet

A water feature commonly found in a park that can be used to clean the bottom of a person who poops outside.

Wowzers! I just saw a guy poop in the park and then use the hobo bidet to clean his butt!

by nedzors June 26, 2012

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wakulla bidet

When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.

My ass is still stained blue from the Wakulla bidet I got at the Wakulla County fair.

by Turdjuggler August 29, 2019

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When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.

"Since we only have one bathroom Jen and I have to do the Brooklyn bidet sometimes"

by PaPaChyli March 23, 2022

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When you drop a turd in a porta potty and the blue liquid splashes up on your butthole.

Don’t worry, I’m clean down there. I hit the blue bidet at work today.

by vgrid February 19, 2022

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When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.

Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.

by Steven Spalldarph December 10, 2019

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When you blast a turd out so fast, the splashback cleans your ass for you.

"Man, I really turned the manual bidet to high last night. Even my thighs got wet!"

by Re:Milkman January 31, 2022

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When you flush a toilet and as it flushes it splashed your butthole

by Jarrodrm April 29, 2018

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