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Woolies Bag

A person who strolls the streets with a Woolies bag and a 6 pack of the cheapest beers a man can find. There typical night usually ends at the Vic or Campo where they are passed out begging for a stig of some sort.
Did you see that guy? He was such a woolies bag!
by Gronicon December 19, 2021
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Wooly Witch

Noun - Super hardcore lefty lib feminist who doesn’t shave
That hitch is a Wooly Witch
by Desmond J Jones November 1, 2020
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Wooly neck

A tuft of hair that's on the back or sides of your neck but not connected to your head or your back hair
You've got hair on your neck. Oh yeah that's just my wooly neck
by sheppehh March 13, 2020
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wooly cow

The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.
Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*
by Jeff_139 November 2, 2020
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Wooly Assbumper

A sheep shanker. One who engages in sexual acts with sheep.
"I seen Colin Leaving the barn again last night. That wooly assbumper."
by BigChedda July 11, 2014
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wooly-minded

The wooly-minded confuse sex with love and intimacy.
by Please don't cry... May 22, 2013
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wooly snail

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.
by Thomas broadway December 6, 2022
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